amylsacks' photos with the keyword: football

"Football fans will tear down the grandstand-- if you build it with cheese! This platter, with a simple football field design on green paper, with cheese and olives ingeniously used as players, makes a perfect snack tray for before and after game parties. The clever hostess can develop similar ideas for other events." (Enlarged to show detail. Originally posted to flickr on January 29th, 2011, and it will always be as hilarious to me as it was back then.)

"You'll thrill to the surging might!!" And thanks to the usual lack of seatbelts and airbags, you'll end up being the "rocket" yourself eventually. :/ From the October issue of Farm Journal magazine.

Above, left: "The Ravenous Ones"? Is this what George Romero was eating when he decided to launch his film career? Above, right: "Football fans want something that'll 'stick to their ribs.'" Ladle this out just once and those freeloaders will go to somebody else's house on Sundays. Then you can relax and get drunk in peaceful solitude. Below, left: "Trainwreck" and "Aspic" almost rhyme. There's a reason for that. Below, right: Yes, mixing up instant soup and then hauling it to a picnic makes perfect sense. Luckily by this time we're so hypnotized by the colors chosen by Lipton that we'll believe anything.

It's so tactful of the advertiser to not remind us of how much advertising we'll be watching! From the August 22nd issue of Time magazine.

Wow! My cats always want to use my vanity table before they head out to the big game, too! From the September issue of Family Circle magazine.

I miss the good old days when sofas and airplane seats were interchangeable.