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ah, here we are. we are definitely not lost.
are you sure? we've been wandering for days.
here is a signpost. it matches our coordinates.
that's no signpost. it's a log stuck in the sand.
it's telling us that ulan bator is near.
I hate to break it to you bub. but this ain't mongolia.
oh, but it must be. my coordinates are perfect.
you're holding that thing upside down, my friend.
I'm what? . . . oh. . . . upside. . . . down.
so where are we, really?
well, you are correct. we are nowhere near ulan bator.
so this is not the gobi desert?
ah, no. . . . we're not in mongolia. not. . . yet.
but soon, maybe?
yes, I'm sure. very. . . soon.
good.
we just need to make a slight detour. that's all.