I feel your pain

hey, buddy, can you loan me a few bucks?
not a chance.
hey, look, I'm really down on my luck, you know?
you bums are all alike.
I ain't no bum! I just got shitcanned at work.
yeah yeah. sure.
and I lost my house. my car. know what I mean?
life's tough, isn't it?
you said it. so how about it? can you help?
I feel your pain, pal.
yeah?
yeah. now get lost, I'm busy.
you are a cold son of a bitch, you know that?
flattery will get you nowhere.