particle accelerator

did anybody bring the cream cheese?
roger was supposed to.
well, where is he?
he couldn't make it. says he has a cold.
dammit! so now what are we going to do?
well, how about I go pick up some butter?
butter? are you nuts? you can't put butter on a bagel!
oh. right. I forgot. ok, I'll get the cream cheese.
good. and hurry. the kit for this superconducting super collider has thousands of pieces. we'll be here all day.
ok. I am looking forward to a little atom smashing.
nothing like particle acceleration to improve a sunny day.
I've always said so.
especially with a good bagel and cream cheese.
obviously.