Habitual Offender

how do I get off of this island?
you? you don't.
whaddya mean, I don't? I've seen enough of this place. i want off.
you don't get it. they decided you committed one crime too many. therefore, you're staying.
crime? I didn't commit no crime!
that's not what the library board says.
so I was late returning a library book? that's a crime now?
no, but not returning 293 of them makes some people start to wonder.
I was busy!
sounds like it.