genome

good morning, herr doktor.
my boy, what do you think of my new laboratory?
it's a little. . . worn. isn't it?
it's perfect for my newest creation!
what's that, doktor?
I've discovered a new human genome! I've been culturing it, and it's almost ready!
is it human?
not quite! it's unique to the planet!
what does it look like?
well, it likes long hair, and sandals.it longs for something called 'the grateful dead.'
doctor, it sounds like. . . a hippie.
exactly! who knew their molecular structure was not all human?
I dunno, didn't everybody?