masterpiece

well, it's finally finished.
what's finished?
my masterpiece. just look at it. it's. . . monumental.
hey! you didn't paint that, you fraud! diego rivera did that!
I know that! you think I don't know that? I'm not talking about that!
what then?
this. see?
what? it's just an empty coffee cup.
right! I finished it! and I hate coffee!
I gotta hand it to you. you've got guts.
to finish my coffee?
no. to waste my time on your bullshit.