hard-loving loser

hey, rico. I see you got a new girlfriend, man. she so fine.
and she's all mine, dude. don't even think about it.
rico. man, like, I would never do that! no way!
not like my last girlfriend, you mean?
exactly! she meant nothing to me! nothing at all!
I feel so much better now.
I'm very glad to hear it.
yeah thanks.