Prototype v.1.0.0

Originally this was the template for a prototype android known as v.1.0.0. Although superficially convincing and loaded with extensive data banks, the Far East manufacturers were criticised for skimping on the oral function after it was found that the English-speaking models communicated haltingly and frequently confused one vowel sound for another. The prototype was never put into production because the U.S. importers claimed their customer base would be unable to understand the android's vocal rhythm and tonality. Only later was it discovered that the separate speech-mode disk drive was in fact a faithful reproduction of the late Brian Sewell's strangulated oral delivery. By then of course the project had foundered for want of investment and the few remaining demonstration models are stored flat in secure warehouses as this prevents accidental broadcasts from the units which remain functional.