Soap Signs

So if this was "...the beauty care of 9 out of 10 Hollywood stars," what cleansing agent was the 10th star using? From June's issue of Good Housekeeping.

Can't... stop...staring at... those bottles... From the July issue of McCall's magazine.

"Man-tailored, magnificently feminine." Uh, yeah. Is this like that killer episode of Pinky and the Brain in which Calvin Brain explained that his fashions were "Big, yet small... Dry and yet... slightly moist..."? From the May issue of Everywoman's Family Circle magazine.

I've brought the floating supermodel heads back just in time for Halloween. Enjoy! From the September issue of Everywoman's magazine.

Those spiky lashed star-eyes mean she's about to manifest her unholy mutant powers! Run! From the June issue of Western Family magazine.

"...and then I told him that I didn't care about his three other girlfriends. But that poster of Lenin in his den would have to go before he met my parents!" From the August issue of Sunset magazine.

Well, I tried composing poetry with the wood, but this pencil seems to work so much better! From the September issue of Family Circle magazine.

"But, Darling, you know I can't possibly eat all these flowers at once! They'll go straight to my hips!" From the February issue of Good Housekeeping.

A young Richard Kiel makes his move at the Junior Prom! From the February issue of Good Housekeeping magazine.