Your Set Of Sets

The price includes several Lilliputians, in case your set needs a quick repair. Don't worry. They don't eat much. From the October issue of Sunset magazine.

Nowadays, they're growing mostly transitional sets. Within ten years they'll be able to label them all "Organic", though.

That statuette atop the white TV set is either a fish with a really weird headdress or a very pregnant mermaid.

I went bad because my parents bought me a pony for Christmas, instead of the "Patricia-Luxus." Stupid parents! From the December 16th issue of The Saturday Evening Post.

It's so tactful of the advertiser to not remind us of how much advertising we'll be watching! From the August 22nd issue of Time magazine.

Brunette Mrs. America just got done playing the femme fatale in a short fiction piece back on Page 48. But now she can sit down with the rest of the troupe and just relax. From The Ladies Home Journal.

One set, three channels, seven family members. Yeah, it's going to be a peaceful and joyous new year, all right! From the December 8th issue of Time magazine.

Something has clearly gone wrong with Mrs. Metropolis' leg. Also, how is that poor plant going to get any light when it's sitting all the way down near the floor? Meanwhile, Mrs. Suburbia seems to have a splendid view of the brand new middle school. So she can reflect on her lost youth if there's nothing on the air worth watching. From the November issue of Household magazine.

Fresh-made instant coffee, a trendy layered stone phallic whatsit, and the season premier of the, er, revamped The Flying Nun. Yes, our Winter Solstice Party is off to a flying start! From the December 6th issue of Time magazine.