Chandoha's Cats

"Always keep immediately available the name and address of your cat's best friend in case of sickness or accident-- the veterinarian."

"Just as there are cats and cats, so are there cat shows and cat shows. These range from events at Madison Square Garden to determine All-Breed Champions, to competitions in children's club houses for the purpose of selecting the cat with the fuzziest tail."

"The more formal contests are conducted under rules prescribed by a recognized organization of cat fanciers. They're tremendously exciting to attend whether you've entered a cat or not-- and, incidentally, you can enter your cat even if you don't belong to the club or own a pedigreed cat."

"Contrary to popular opinion, the size of a cat has little bearing on its ability to win shows. Often a large cat may simply have a handsome coat and nothing underneath it to conform to the judge's standards. On the other hand, an extremely small cat may have the bone structure (as well as coat) that enables it to walk off with a blue ribbon."

"Hmmm... still no growth after almost two years. Maybe we should change the formula!"

Some more clippings from inside the booklet.

A probable sequel to this . As before, I'd suggest focusing on the pictures and not the "jokes."