Southern Comfort

You can tell from the fruit that these were all meant to be consumed around the breakfast hour. Sometime after the kids had left for school but before the first door-to-door salesman showed up. From a promotional booklet published by the Southern Comfort Corporation, St. Louis, Missouri.

Times were changing. It was okay to have non-blond people over to your house for dinner, so long as they left before curfew.

Legend has it that Allan Sherman was drinking a Comfort Collins when he composed his future smash hit, "The Streets of Miami."

Can somebody explain to me why a drink named after a Gone With The Wind character has cranberry juice in it? And check out "Scarlet '61's" car. It was that year's answer to the Hummer, I bet.

Manhattan has been sketched from a discreet distance so you can't see any graffiti or muggings.

Somebody really should patch up the bar awning. Just look at all that rainwater on the countertop! Tsk!

...and then baffle your guests by serving them atop the barbecue grill! Front/back cover of a 12-page booklet published by the Southern Comfort Corporation, St. Louis, Missouri.

And ladies, always check in advance to make sure no one else will be wearing your green dress!

Plan carefully for quantity! Friends don't send friends home sober!