OK no laughing please while I relate a little event in the kitchen and some advice for you.
Don't pick up the gravy granules when making coffee even if they are together on the side.
Please take note one is in a square sided glass jar the other in a cardboard round container and they are different colours
Don't put them in your coffee mug.
Don't pour boiling water on them and add a little milk and the biggest Don't is whatever you do don't taste it.
OK sniggering is allowed but no belly laughs