What has? I hear you cry,why the dreaded Christmasitis. There is an outbreak prior to Christmas every year and it's starting to break out earlier with every passing year.
The first people around here to fall were the poor souls who felt they had to have a reindeer and a tree under their front window. This ailment continues unabated and is very contagious but soon after Christmas it dies down This seems to coincide with the TV being full of holiday advertisements telling you to book early for your Summer break. What date is Easter then? I must get some chocolate eggs.
At least the local tabby has something nice to pee against