As I gazed at the old man staring back at me through the mirror while I was scraping my chin with a razor this morning I noticed something odd,OK I noticed something odder. In the night somebody has crept in and given me a neck transplant. They have stolen my nice smooth neck and replaced it by one resembling a turkey's.I think these are the same people that have exchanged and added bits over the years without my knowledge such as the extra chin which I really have no need for. They also replaced my knees with a pair that crack like whips sometimes and my nice flat belly has also been high-jacked and a fuller softer one left in it's stead.If this carries on I will have been completely carted off and an old man left here in my place.
So if you come across an old wrinkly that looks familiar to you be kind to him it might be me.