I'd ordered a new pair of kitchen scissors and they arrived today - I don't normally read instructions because let's face it - I know how to use a pair of scissors...

Anyway the instructions gave me a good giggle ....

Directions of use for my scissors

I haven't cut any hard fook for a while, but I will keep it away far from the place where children can catch up with.....

Hmm methinks English isn't his main language