The humorous response of a student to a question proposed by an eccentric teacher. Even the teacher answered jokingly and gave student A + grade.
In a chemistry exam, a professor at the University of Arizona he asked. "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat) ?”. The unusual question was accompanied by a brilliant response. :)
"First, we must know how the mass of Hell change over time. For this, we must know the rate of movement of souls in Hell and the rate of departure of souls in Hell, which is quite difficult to establish. I, however, can estimate that once a soul gets to Hell, do not leave it, therefore any soul arrived in hell do not go anywhere. Again, regarding the number of souls entered in hell, different religions that exist today in the world can give us a helping hand.
Almost every religion in the world claims that if you are not a member of that religion, you will go to Hell. Given that, there are many religions and each individual belongs to more than one religion, we can conclude that all souls go to Hell. Given the birth rate and mortality on Earth, we can also conclude that the number of souls in Hell increase exponentially. Now, we can analyze the rate of change of the volume of Hell according to Boyle's Law that states: in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to remain unchanged, the volume of Hell has to increase proportionally with the number of new incoming souls to Hell.
Therefore, we have two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a rate below the entrance of souls into it, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until the whole Hell will unleash.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate above the entrance of souls into it, then the temperature and pressure will decrease until Hell will freeze.
So what is the correct version?
The answer:
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa, in my first year at university, "I'll make love to you when hell will freeze" and if we take into consideration the detail that I made love to her last night, then two is the correct version, so I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen, no longer receives new souls and, in these circumstances, those who have disappeared can only go to Heaven, proving the existence of divinity. Which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh, my God."
..... :)
Articles by My Awake Gottica (m.a.g)
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