MJ Maccardini (trailerfullofpix)'s photos with the keyword: exaggeration

Idaho Potato

24 Jun 2007 1 1 255
In the days before television or Photoshop, the farmers in Idaho made their own amusement by challenging each other to grow the juiciest watermelon, the sweetest pear, or the orangest pumpkin. In 1946, Farmer Homer Smith took up the challenge to grow the biggest potato. He spent the long winter in solitary contemplation of this conundrum, and in the spring he put his half-baked theory to the test, employing a combination of careful cross fertilization and liberal application of organic material obtained from the dairy farmer down the road. To the amazement of all, he harvested this whopper in the fall. Being both illiterate and furtive, Farmer Smith neither wrote nor spoke of the details of this fantastic accomplishment, and he took the formula with him to the grave. For a brief time, his cousin Arthur, an insurance agent with a keen eye for a growth industry, had his own success selling potato damage insurance to local homeowners who feared what one of these big guys could do if it rolled off a flatbed truck and into their front parlor. Alas, a potato this big has never been grown again.

Western (Common) Jackalope

30 May 2007 3 308
Although rare, these creatures still live on the American plains. There's also a European breed that lives in Bavaria, or possibly Belgravia.

Jackalopus Gigantus

30 May 2007 2 268
This one has shed his antlers. Last seen in 1934, the jackalopus gigantus is now extinct.

Iowa Corn

23 Jun 2007 1 332
This corny postcard was sent to me by healthyrage (an Iowa girl through and through) in 2002.

Giant Grasshoppers

20 Jun 2007 4 6 516
This postcard was sent to me from Arizona in 1976, before the climate change, so global warming doesn't explain this strange mutation. And Photoshop didn't exist back then. My theory is that radiation may have caused the grasshoppers to grow like this, what with all those secret atomic test sites in the southwest deserts.

Endangered by Global Warming

13 Jun 2007 2 261
Many, many years ago -- eons, probably -- this species of mountain trout developed a fur coat to take a bit of the chill off the icy streams in which it lives. Now, global warming has caused the temperature of those streams to rise. Will the trout adapt to its environment once again by shedding its fur coat? Will it swim north to Canada, where it runs the risk of death by boredom? Or will it go the way of the dino and the dodo?

Cape Cod Lobster

23 Jun 2007 1 261
ScribeGirl sent this one to me from Cape Cod in 1999.