Alan Mays' photos with the keyword: trimmed

Rasputin and the Amorphous Enigma

23 Mar 2015 10 4 2833
A curious photographer props (huge urns or plants, strange objects, taxidermy animals, etc.) photo for the Vintage Photos Theme Park. "E. M. Criswell, Grand Meadow, Minn. Extra finish." A tall bearded fellow--his appearance reminds me of Rasputin , the Russian mystic and confidant to Tsar Nicholas II--stands in front of a painted backdrop and next to an oddly shaped prop as he poses for this cabinet card photo. Is that enigmatic object supposed to look like natural or carved stone? If not, I'm not certain what it's intended to represent.

Ewe Need to Stop Monkeying Around

27 Nov 2013 4 992
Trimmed real photo postcard. No date or location information.

Mule Barometer

22 Jul 2014 3 4791
This "Mule Barometer" joke (sometimes also called a "Burrometer") has a long history and has appeared in many different printed versions (often with a more dramatic condition like "If tail is gone--Tornado" as the punchline). Although it's frequently published as a postcard, this example is actually an advertising card printed for the Central Brass Manufacturing Company, which has been in existence since 1895 and still continues to manufacture brass faucets and fixtures. Today, the Mule Barometer gag regularly reappears as a " weather rock ," which is--as Wikipedia interprets it--"a humor display that pokes fun at the intricate technology used in modern weather forecasts, as well as the fact that their accuracy is less than perfect. A rock is typically hung from a tripod and accompanied by a sign indicating how to read it." -------- Mule Barometer Directions: Hang outside. If tail is dry--Fair. If tail is wet--Rain If tail is swinging--Windy. If tail is wet and swinging--Stormy. If tail is frozen--Cold. Further information upon request. There is no kick coming to those who use the highest grade brass goods for plumbing and water works made by the Central Brass Mfg. Co.

McNeil's Pain Exterminator, Liver and Blood Pills,…

25 Aug 2015 2 611
"McNeil's Pain Exterminator, liver and blood pills. The J. X. Quigley Co., proprietors, Harrisburg, Pa."

April Fool

30 Mar 2015 1 893
"April Fool. August Hutaf. Copyright 1908 P.C.K. "

These Legs Are Mine

12 Mar 2014 3 1055
The upper portion of this photo has been torn off, and a handwritten note on the back of the photo explains why: "The top of this picture was no good, but these legs are mine."