Alan Mays' photos with the keyword: claws

Oh You Lobster! With all your faults tell us why Our love for you, you can't deny. For other lobsters, see To My Valentine, A Lobster I Am and Always Will Be and Oh! You Lobster .

"Thanksgiving Greetings." A nutty Thanksgiving postcard featuring a squirrel!

An insulting " vinegar valentine " aimed at printers. Printer Lead-colored claws, tobacco-stained jaws, Wretched Typo, you cram up your stick, Drunk today to your sorrow, half sober tomorrow, And then swear you're a regular "brick." Your foreman condemns how you count up your "ems," How you "sub" it at half-price he likes, But the editor only, at his desk groaning lonely, Damns you and your interminable "strikes." For another example of a vinegar valentine, see You Teach Each Little Elf More Than You Know Yourself .