Cabbage at Harris Teeter

It's a long story, but I took this for my brother-in-law who basically said "over my dead body" when I told him I was bringing braised cabbage for Thanksgiving 2 years ago. Many cabbage jokes going back and forth after that. This will be incorporated into a mouse pad inscribed thus: "At middle age the soul should be opening up like a rose, not closing up like a cabbage."--John Andrew Holmes. Don't tell Allen that's what he's getting.