Us - with monster PIP . . .

We have a simple life.
And we enjoy each other's company, in all seasons . . .
Here goes what I say to her :

I've been a cheesemaker for a long time
I squeeze tits with love.
And warm milk is on its way
This turns out to be a great life.

And this is what she tells him:

I really like animals
I treat them with much kindness
But I give them squeezes in certain places
If they do not give me the liter I expected . . .