On the beach 1948

Thanks, Rich. I had cool wheels then. Things have gone downhill since then.

You look well nourished. I only visited to check out your statement that you had squandered the gift of hair, and I see it is true - you are just sitting around doing nothing to further ambition. And then I spotted the de luxe perambulator with its chromed mudguards and extras from the options list such as a towel rail incorporated. I realise the depth of my own deprivation. I shall continue to communicate with you, but with greater deference.

Unfortunately, TLC, I abjured worldly show later in life. I suppose I should have become a monk with good hair. I could have repented of it daily in confession. I would have had a purpose in life.

I apologize for getting your handle wrong in the original post.