There's a river under there Why I was late getting home The next evening And the following morning Down the road, ice flooding Man can apparently levitate those around him and s… The Skeptic Hula hoopery Three-story party Police staging area Beer bravery At the top of the hill Easier going downhill A few hours earlier, this was grass Beer-can tree Don't know who he is or what he did Standing on the porch railing Good times This was kind of inevitable, wasn't it Bicycle police Dog police Horse police Having fun and seemingly sober Just to see if it would work Night picture corrected for perspective distortion Stairway, Athens City Hall Same picture, camera not pointed up Moonlit winter night downtown Very cold Man hits water before his pants do How you look is everything Another group visits the vasty deep He's not cold -- he's the heat! A wet sheriff The first group hits the icy water Sheriff Rodney Smith There was a costume contest One happy team of participants Relaxing while waiting for the swimmers Firemen in cold-water suits in case there's a prob… The swimmers and the lifeguards American or barber? Beauty queen And he's led away to jail His bail revoked, the out-law-man is cuffed