"Smoking Seriously Harms You..."

‎- I certainly hope it will in the case of the Amber-Leaf-smoking lout who felt it was in order to toss his refuse into my field. It may or may not be the same vehicle from which the Gin and Diet Tonic was ejected, and the strong ale can, but in case it was, a tip for you: eating Crunchy bars and drinking diet tonic with your gin as you traverse our country lanes, will not make you any slimmer - and the Coop's Spicy Chicken Pasta will add inches to your waistline.