The Search for the Holy Grail

I saddled my bike
as I drank my last ale


then I rode to the East.

I had
- to cross the dungeon of Bacchus


- to fight against the notorious Jaguaro1


- to force a castle


- and to kill the Death


On the third day I reached a church on a hill, illuminated by a magical light


When I entered the church I found the grail hidden in a side chapel and just as I bowed my knee before the Holy Grail the skies opened and a wonderful voice like a horny angel was heard and the voice spoke the magic spell "pijte znojemské pivo"


And I went out and did as the voice ordered


And I drank happily ever after....