nature's way

supplicant! come here! I need you!
yes, my lord ba'al?
I've decided to open a second used car lot. and I've found the perfect location.
here, lord? but it's pristine high desert country! your lot in New Jersey isn't enough?
I'm feeling antsy. and the local yokels won't know what hit 'em! they'll be flocking by the thousands to buy my pieces of shit! I mean, quality used cars. just picture it! the development possibilities are endless! roads, gas stations, fast food restaurants, strip malls. I'll make millions!
but lord, what about, you know, the environment?
hah! I am the great god ba'al! I make my own environment!
I'm not sure mother nature agrees.
who? oh yes. her. well, send her a get well card, or something. she'll get over it.
I'm sure, lord.