Well I got up about 2 hours earlier than I usually do, because I didn't know what time the postie would come to re-deliver my parcel. Apparently it needed a signature and so it wasn't left when it first came. So I duly left the back door open - door bell isn't working so I have problems hearing anyone come - and at 9.45 there was a jolly 'hello' from the kitchen. He'd delivered the parcel and it was small. I couldn't remember what I'd ordered from e-bay so I eagerly opened the parcel.....

Opened? They really didn't want me to open it up I swear... First of all the parcel was just a small jiffy bag, but it had been taped up as well with strong parcel tape. So scissors out and I cut it carefully and then I opened the parcel......

Another parcel - this time it was bubble wrap duly wrapped up with selotape - obviously it was a dare to see how many times they could wrap this parcel up with selotape. At least 4 layers and then I managed to free the item.....

It was a jar of Coconut Oil - which was ALSO wrapped up in tape!!! Hell's teeth I eventually got the jar free and went to open the top only to find it had a seal cover on it!!!! I looked at the advice note and I'd paid the grand sum of £4 [$6 roughly], yet it required a signature and copious amounts of tape. Oh well - I at least have got it now.