As regular readers know, this pirate is on the lookout for a new cooker. Quite some time ago the oven door was sticking, and needed more and more force to open it. One day I opened the oven door, and part of the handle came off. I thought I could repair it, and so with screwdriver in hand, started to take apart the door to fix/replace the screw only to find that it’s a rivet that I’ve snapped. Now I can still use the oven, however I need a chunk of 4x4 to keep the door closed and it’s far from ideal. I’ve been looking for ages now, and can’t find a cooker I like. It’s a small galley, so I’m limited to a cooker that’s 50cm wide and no more. It can’t have a lid due to not enough clearance to the extractor hood. It can’t have an eye level grill for the same reason. It has to be gas: I have no cooker electric point, and prefer gas anyway. I’d like a double oven but that’s not looking feasible. I won’t buy a brand by a certain 2 manufacturers: one has been in the press for some items catching fire, another I’ve had very poor customer service from in the past. Oh dear… I’m fed up of looking online now: I like to open doors, see the oven space, and touch what I’m buying. I’m leaving it now until after Christmas. I could get one before, but I’m worried that if there’s anything wrong with it, it could prove awkward getting a repair or replacement over the holiday period. I’ll wait…

I have one more week of work before I’m taking a much needed break. It should be quiet now that the wannabe pirates have finished for the term; however I’m expecting some in on Monday to run some tests. Damn them! Lol Hopefully there won’t be too many of them. The time they’re not in is a good time to backup up PC’s, recharge ‘stuff’ and generally tidy things away. Speaking of work, I asked two members of senior staff to provide a job reference, and have casually let slip that as well as looking for another job, I’m also investigating partial or full retirement. I’ve been asked to provide details of what I do, what I’ve done in the past, and have been advised that management have been told by HR to make a case for me to become full time for the one school in the one location. Not a new member of staff: me. Oooh…

My sore throat remains, unabated, and I’ve been to see my GP. She can’t see any sign of infection though did say I was very congested. She suggested I buy a good decongestant, and gave me a prescription for a nasal spray. The first 3 days of use I actually slept for 6 hours each night but I’m back to sleepless nights again. She said that the fact that my voice comes and goes is a good thing as opposed to losing it completely. I have to continue with the nasal spray for a few weeks, and if my throat is still sore I’ll go back after Christmas. I’ve had a sore throat now for 7 weeks and that’s not ‘normal.’ I also have earache, and both are keeping me awake. If I go back, with the same symptoms, she’ll investigate further. In the meantime paracetamol is helping with the symptoms, but not the cause.

Speaking of sleep, I’ve been waking up between 1.30am and 4am due to my stomach ‘growling.’ We have a good dinner around 5.30 to 6pm, and if my body thinks it’s getting breakfast at stupid O’clock it can think again! I need an upgrade LMAO

What I need is a good outing on the ship: the Jolly Roger flapping from the crow’s nest, cutlass between my teeth, a good swing from the rigging (sorry Bernie), some luckless pirate to walk the plank, and a good wind in my sails. We have the wind! Maybe a captured not-so-scurvy dog wouldn’t go amiss either ;) I’m taking the lifeboat out later for a nice drive to my favourite town. Who know what I’ll find…

We still have lots of rain here though have got off lightly compared to some. Even if I don’t get what I want regards my job, at least I still have one whereas a further 50-odd staff will lose theirs after Christmas. I have good health, mostly, and I have my family and some friends. Maybe it’s the time of year, but I’m feeling grateful for so many things :)